Post your jokes here

Post by **117** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 10:54 am

i've not actually seen the documentary, just read an article about it tother day and stumbled across a site with a load of the versions of the joke on

Endre · Post by **Endre** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:27 pm

how intresting. Both Esato and a american documentary is more liberal than guru4u forums.

Vlammetje · Post by **Vlammetje** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 6:43 pm

i wouldn't use esato as the standard tbh!

Endre · Post by **Endre** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 8:57 pm

what does tbh mean?

Post by **117** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 11:51 pm

to be honest

Post by **fac51** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:40 am

I know this is an old one but it's still funny!

I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle. Whilst in the lounge, I noticed Bill Gates sitting on the Chesterfield enjoying a cognac.

I was meeting with a very important client who was also flying to Seattle with me but she was running a bit late.

Being a forward type of guy, I approached Mr Gates and introduced myself. I explained to him that I was conducting some very important business and how I would appreciate it if he could throw a quick "hello, Chris" at me when I was with my client. He agreed.

Ten minutes later while I was conversing with my client, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked up at him. He said "Hi Chris, what's happening?"

To which I replied "F*ck off Gates, I'm in a meeting."

Post by **117** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:18 pm