Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 4:54 pm
hee heeWhizkidd wrote:The problem with some people is that they are always asking unnecessary questions. You know what i mean?
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 5:39 pm
Teacher to student: I have told you a million times not to exaggerate things! 
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<br/><br/><i>IF YOU DO NOT CHANGE YOUR DIRECTION, YOU SHALL END UP WHERE YOU ARE HEADED>>>>></i>Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 5:49 pm
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 2:03 pm
Interesting definitions about grannies by kids: 1. A granny cooks, bakes, and doesn't work. 2. Most grannies are married to grandpas. 3. A granny is your mother's mother or your father's father. 4. A granny is a gorgess. 5. Whenever a granny gets very happy, they cry. <br/><br/><i>IF YOU DO NOT CHANGE YOUR DIRECTION, YOU SHALL END UP WHERE YOU ARE HEADED>>>>></i>
<br/><br/><i>IF YOU DO NOT CHANGE YOUR DIRECTION, YOU SHALL END UP WHERE YOU ARE HEADED>>>>></i>Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 8:34 pm
Father's father? <br/><br/><i>Im on mobil!</i>
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:19 pm
Yeah fathers father <br/><br/><i>IF YOU DO NOT CHANGE YOUR DIRECTION, YOU SHALL END UP WHERE YOU ARE HEADED>>>>></i>
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:41 pm
You mean your papy? <br/><br/><i>Posted from a T610 by Endre in Sydney</i>
Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 5:50 am
That is but granddad! <br/><br/><i>Im on mobil!</i>
Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 7:27 am
I didn't say it! It was the kids. <br/><br/><i>IF YOU DO NOT CHANGE YOUR DIRECTION, YOU SHALL END UP WHERE YOU ARE HEADED>>>>></i>
<br/><br/><i>IF YOU DO NOT CHANGE YOUR DIRECTION, YOU SHALL END UP WHERE YOU ARE HEADED>>>>></i>Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 7:41 am
Ran out of jokes? 
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<br/><br/><i>IF YOU DO NOT CHANGE YOUR DIRECTION, YOU SHALL END UP WHERE YOU ARE HEADED>>>>></i>Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 7:51 am
Whiz, you're the un official joke master. <br/><br/><i>Im on mobil!</i>
<br/><br/><i>Im on mobil!</i>Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:37 am
Moses was leading the israelites out of Egypt when he came to the Red Sea. He asked god for help and was told there was good news and bad news. "The good news is that i will part the sea so you and your people can escape." "and the bad news?" Moses asked. "you will have to file an environmental- impact statement!" <br/><br/><i>IF YOU DO NOT CHANGE YOUR DIRECTION, YOU SHALL END UP WHERE YOU ARE HEADED>>>>></i>
<br/><br/><i>IF YOU DO NOT CHANGE YOUR DIRECTION, YOU SHALL END UP WHERE YOU ARE HEADED>>>>></i>Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:22 pm
At the old man's 103 rd birthday party he was asked if he thought that he'd be around for his 104th. " I certainly do" he replied. " Statistics show that very few people die between the ages of 103 and 104!" <br/><br/><i>IF YOU DO NOT CHANGE YOUR DIRECTION, YOU SHALL END UP WHERE YOU ARE HEADED>>>>></i>
<br/><br/><i>IF YOU DO NOT CHANGE YOUR DIRECTION, YOU SHALL END UP WHERE YOU ARE HEADED>>>>></i>Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 2:11 pm
heh cleverWhizkidd wrote:At the old man's 103 rd birthday party he was asked if he thought that he'd be around for his 104th. " I certainly do" he replied. " Statistics show that very few people die between the ages of 103 and 104!"
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 2:18 pm
Indeed i am. I guess that explains my nick! <br/><br/><i>IF YOU DO NOT CHANGE YOUR DIRECTION, YOU SHALL END UP WHERE YOU ARE HEADED>>>>></i>